friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky
next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y
"heeey baby, wanna suck-"
"SUCK THIS" *punches dick w metal fist*
i think jared needs someone to stand next to him at all times with one of those taboo buzzers and they need to buzz him whenever he says stupid stuff.
And what about all the insulting and dumb stuff that Misha constantly sprouts? That is perfectly okay right?
no flag no country
that’s the rules (that i’ve just made up)!
and I’m backing it up with this gun from my grandfather’s arsenal
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE?!
not a joke
Especially Memorial Day through Labor Day.
ALL GODDAMN WEEK
IT HAS BEEN ALL GODDAMN WEEK WITH THESE ASSHOLES WHO LIVE NEAR US
MOTHERFUCKERS THE FOURTH ISN’T FOR ANOTHER WEEK
'Round here, it's all flippin summer.
Gotta love redneck country.